Squirrel

Author's Notes:   

     I actually had this exact conversation.  I was walking out of a seminar with one of my friends when we encountered the fell beast, and we proceeded to discuss its existence.  When I said that the situation felt like a comic, I simply had to write it down.  Eventually a man crossed the grass and the squirrel ran away.  It took us about 7 min, but we were finally able to go to dinner. 

-K